100 Greatest Movie Threats

Posted: 14th September 2014 by Jason Kristopher in Everything Else
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A little different from my post about the 200 greatest insults of every time, but again, as a writer, threats are very useful. These are some of my favorites from the video below.

Needless to say, NSFW.

  • “Whatever you’re reaching for better be a sandwich, cause you’re gonna have to eat it.”  — Laughing Policeman
  • “I’ll kick your ass so hard you’ll have to unbutton your collar to shit.”  — The Dead Pool
  • “I will put my foot so far up your ass the water on my knee will quench your thirst.”  — Major Payne
  • “Say ‘what’ again! Say ‘what’ again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say ‘what’ one more goddamn time!”  — Pulp Fiction
  • “You’re gonna die screaming, and I’m gonna watch.” — Long Kiss Goodnight
  • “Sit your five-dollar ass down before I make change.”  — New Jack City
  • “Come quietly, or there will be… trouble.”  — Robocop
  • “You’re a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That’s why I’m going to kill you last.”  — Commando
  • “Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I’ve seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I’ve done to you.”  — Tommy Boy
  • “You move, you make one sound, I’ll snatch the life right outta ya, understand?”  — Man on Fire

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